From Labubu:

Your whole existence stems from straight lies

When a child opens your box, they’re guaranteed to cry

Billy Peltzer just called, He wants his gremlin back

Your face is straight-up nightmare fuel; it’s my jolly charm you lack

My face brings happiness to the saddest of faces

But receiving your box sparks nothing but outrages

Your forehead is so big, I want to hit it with my fist

Your teeth are wack and covered in plaque, they’re pretty hard to miss

I’m rare, expensive, and all around fantastic

When someone says this about you, they’re being sarcastic

When in my possession, my love is guaranteed

Your slander is brave; you wish you were me

Poo poo fufu might as well be your name

You’re jealous, you’re bogus, we’ll never be the same. 

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From Lafufu:

You think you’re high and mighty because you cost more

But your creepy smile makes you an eyesore

To my eyes, your face is a perpetrator

They call you demonic, you recession indicator

Anyone who buys you must’ve lost a bet

The trend lasts a month, now all they feel is regret

Performative purpose is all you fulfill

So clip onto a tote bag and don’t let your matcha spill

I’m fluffier and cuter, and I don’t break the bank

You stare with beady eyes, your ugly fur is rank

Just because you have longer arms and more teeth 

You’re still overhyped, yet you try to be niche

Overconsumption will never win 

And in reality, I mog you twin

So it wasn’t very long before you got tossed

I guess your short-lived fame just wasn’t worth the cost