Dead Letters #2: Are Frogs Aliens?

Shivani Kulandaivel|November 7, 2022

Created By – Shivani Kulandaivel

Here at the Catamount, we like to give the opportunity for students to answer absolutely normal survey questions in the most absurd, witty or straight up weird way they can! Fill out the survey below with the funniest answers you can muster for a chance to be featured in the next edition of Dead Letters!  

https://forms.gle/jTP57bD3sofPnoaX7

 

Meanwhile, here are some results from the last survey:

 

  1. HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE MONDAY?
“How much do you like Monday?” Survey Data – Shivani Kulandaivel

 

2) WHAT IS FOOD? 

“FRABREEZE AND RICE”

“Humans.”

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to consume inedible objects or other humans.

“That’s a great question.”  

I agree.

“Who are we to decide what is and what is not? is it up to humans to the true definition of what is true and not? why have we assumed that we are the absolute say. We all know that it is up to our alien overlords to decide such things.”

 

 

3) WHAT ARE WASHING MACHINES FOR?

“Merry go round for small children”

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to place children in household appliances.

“Water parks.” 

Fun.

“World domination.” 

Fun.

“Treasure hunting. Once me and ol’ Jimmy went out over the blue sea in search of riches unfound and during our search we found a washing machine. This was back in 1942 so obviously we were a bit taken aback. we cracked it open and what did we find inside? 2 subway footlongs. best find of our career.”

 

 

4) ARE FROGS ALIENS?

 Here are some responses from people who think frogs are aliens:

“Have you ever seen a frog drive a UFO…if not, get out from under your rock!”

“Yes. They are green.”

“yes. they hop. do you see any other hopping things that are GREEN. the also croak. and people say that they say ribbit. no way they can do both”

Here are some responses from people who think frogs are not aliens:

“No, they’re aquatic rulers of the sea kingdoms.”

“No. They were the pope and they sold these things that people got to go to heaven but then this one frog was like yo that’s not good and was like nah nah nah and them created a new branch of frogianity”

“If you ask me no. Aliens are more weird and creepy like me. I think of frogs as more of an intrusive fungus.”

“No shut up”

 

 

5) WHAT ARE POTATOES?

“Yes.”

“Exceedingly slay”

“Communist fuel. take down potatoes and you take down communism.”

“cheese”

“Brown edible rocks.”

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to consume inedible objects.

 

 

 

Let us know what your favorite response was in the comments!