Happy Hearts Day, Everyone

Mr. Crouch’s close attempt of a heart is as accurate as your attempt at writing your name in your journal: lame and deserving of condescension.

Jacob Crouch, Adviser

February 10, 2017

The time is upon us for hearts, flowers, overpriced mediocre chocolates, and syrupy messages of affection. Yes, ladies and gents, it's time once again for Valentine's Day. Whether you're involved in a committed relationship or flying solo, prepare to be inundated with sticky-sweet sentimentality from now unti...