(We interrupt your newspaper reading with Cat and Fox Talk about Random Stuff)

(Cat is sitting in a living room)

CAT: …I have the strangest feeling that this intro got changed-

(Fox appears behind Cat)

FOX: Hello.

CAT: Oh! Hi Fox! Aren’t you usually supposed to talk in all caps? What gives? 

FOX: We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.

CAT: What? 

FOX: You should’ve received a notice in the mail about your car’s extended warranty eligibility. 

CAT: Oh! I understand now! Silly Fox, I don’t have a car! 

FOX: Since we’ve not gotten a response, we’re giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. 

CAT: …Fox? You can stop now. Also, this isn’t a phone call-

FOX: Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. 

CAT: Oh, okay! …wait, we’re not on the phone right now.

(Cat picks up a TV remote. Cat points the TV remote at Fox and presses the number 2 on it.)

CAT: Did that work?

FOX: To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle’s warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist. 

CAT: …are you done now?

FOX: Hello.

CAT: …Hi?

FOX: We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your-

CAT: Okay, no [throws remote at Fox]

FOX: [gets hit] OW NOT AGAIN-

(That concludes this episode of Cat and Fox Talk about Random Stuff. Special thanks to Sophia Leder for suggesting this topic to talk about. Let us know what you would like them to talk about next. And now, back to your regularly scheduled newspaper.)