(We interrupt your newspaper reading with Cat and Fox Talk about Random Stuff)

(Cat and Fox are sitting in a room)

CAT: …hey Fox? I have a question.

FOX: What is your question, Cat?

CAT: Would you rather have both of your shoes get untied at the same time? Or would you rather have both of your shoes get untied at different times?

FOX: …what?

CAT: I don’t know what you think Fox, but I think both options have pros and cons! Like, if your shoes get untied at different times, then you would have to bend down twice as much compared to if your shoes got untied at the same time. 

FOX: Hmm. But if your shoes get untied at the same time, then you would be required to spend twice as much time to tie those shoes.

CAT: Yep! So, what would you rather happen to you, Fox?

FOX: Well then, I suppose I would rather have my shoes get untied at the same time. I would prefer not to have my daily activities interrupted twice as much due to having to retie my shoes. 

CAT: Interesting choice, Fox.

FOX: This is an intriguing question, Cat. Now I must know. If you had to choose, would you rather have both of your shoes untie at the same time, or-

CAT: I choose neither because I don’t wear shoes :3.

FOX: …

FOX: Wait I don’t wear shoes either-

CAT: Yes you do.

FOX: No I don’t.

CAT: [throws shoe]

FOX: [gets hit by shoe] AH-

(That concludes this episode of Cat and Fox Talk about Random Stuff. Let us know what you would like them to talk about next. And now, back to your regularly scheduled newspaper.)